Sign before you fall in

Formation Waiver

Read every line. This is the standard. The standard does not care that you are in a hurry.

1. 1I acknowledge that the CSM can see me through walls.
2. 2I will not call a friendly aircraft a foe, and if I do, I will low crawl to the motor pool.
3. 3I understand my haircut is already out of regs.
4. 4I acknowledge the woodline already has a bunk with my name on it.
5. 5I will not offer "I was going to" as a status report.
6. 6I acknowledge Top already knows the score. He is waiting on me to say it out loud.

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